Ever wonder what headlines were running on Google News in 1200 A.D.? Fortunately you can now pull old headlines out of their archives, which (thanks to the Google physics-suspension field which also levitates their stock to such lofty levels) actually predate the invention of TCP/IP by a millenia or so.
Here's a search of the news archives relating to Maidenhead, which you'll find actually was founded around 1200 A.D.:
State of the Union in the For-Profit Industry
1 month ago